1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:11,145 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * 2 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:20,388 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * 3 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:25,259 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th 4 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,795 * AND 1/2 CENTURY 5 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,967 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS 6 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,237 * AND THE WEAK 7 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:44,478 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * 8 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:52,186 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * 9 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:17,111 Woman: "DEAREST MOTHER, GREETINGS VIA SUB-SPACE E-MAIL 10 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,647 "FROM THE DECK OF THE GOOD SHIP LUXURIA. 11 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,616 "CAPTAIN RICHARDS HAS SEEN TO OUR EVERY COMFORT, 12 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:26,520 "AND THE VOYAGE HAS BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF MARVELOUS. 13 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:30,023 "BARRING UNFORESEEN INCIDENT, WE SHALL ON EARTH TOMORROW. 14 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,294 SEE YOU AT BAGGAGE CLAIM. LOVE, BECKY." 15 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,529 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 16 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,476 [APPLAUSE] 17 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,111 I TRUST YOU'VE HAD A PLEASANT VOYAGE? 18 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,580 YES, CAPTAIN. 19 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,883 TELL ME, WILL WE ARRIVE AT EARTH ON SCHEDULE? 20 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,117 YES, MY LADY. 21 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,153 THAT IS, UNLESS WE HIT AN ICEBERG. 22 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,888 OH, MY GOODNESS. 23 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,257 THAT ICEBERG THING WAS JUST A JOKE. 24 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,060 [GASPING] 25 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,696 IT'S A SHIP! 26 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,331 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 27 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,900 I JUST CHECKED THE SENSORS, AND THERE WAS NOTHING THERE. 28 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,706 [BLASTING] 29 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,375 THEY'RE ATTACKING THE SPHERO-BARRIER! 30 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,919 INCREASE POWER TO THE SHIELDS! 31 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,271 [GRUNTING] 32 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:53,006 BREAK OUT THE ARMS! WE'RE BEING BOARDED! 33 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,141 HA HA! 34 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,977 IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, CAPTAIN. 35 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,380 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 36 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:02,015 LET ME EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS. 37 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,552 I BE CAPTAIN LONG JOHN SILVER... 38 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,954 THE 23rd. I'M A PIRATE... 39 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,558 AND I TAKES WHAT I PLEASES. 40 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,226 WOW, THIS IS BETTER THAN THE SHOW 41 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,627 AT TREASURE ISLAND! 42 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:17,064 ALL RIGHT, ME HARDIES, DO PIRATE THINGS! 43 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,600 ARGH! ARGH! 44 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,972 [GLUG] 45 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,283 [SCREAMING] 46 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,418 [LAUGHING] 47 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,853 WERE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? 48 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,888 UM... 49 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:41,822 WERE YOU?! 50 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,056 WELL, YA SEE... 51 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,792 I--I DIDN'T MEAN NOTHING BY IT. 52 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,861 IT'S JUST A GENERIC PIRATE THING I DO. 53 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:48,796 BUT THOSE EARRINGS 54 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,499 WILL BE COMING WITH ME! 55 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:52,633 OW! 56 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,135 OOPS, I THOUGHT THEY BE CLIP-ONS. 57 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,837 RAH! 58 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,406 GO AHEAD, SAY SOMETHING. 59 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:01,509 SOMETIMES HE'S A LITTLE SHY AROUND STRANGERS, 60 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,111 BUT HE'S GOT QUITE A VOCABULARY. 61 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,414 [CHATTERING] 62 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,949 NOW, YOU FILTH RAT, 63 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,851 THROW THE SWITCH! 64 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,362 FARE THE WELL, ME BUCKOS. 65 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,163 THERE ARE OTHER SHIPS TO LOOT. 66 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:26,834 LOCK ALL WEAPONS, AND PREPARE TO FIRE! 67 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,538 [DISTANT EVIL LAUGHING] 68 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:35,576 IT JUST DISAPPEARED. 69 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,348 Dodgers: CONCENTRATE, DODGERS. 70 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,316 CLEAR YOUR MIND. 71 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,951 BE THE BALL. 72 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,319 Cadet: C-CAPTAIN DODGERS? 73 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,787 WHAT?! 74 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,922 C-CAN I HAVE MY DRINKING MUG BACK? 75 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,858 I'M G-GONNA NEED TO RINSE. 76 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,360 [SIREN] 77 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,428 GREAT. 78 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,264 CALLING DUCK DODGERS. COME IN, DUCK DODGERS. 79 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,500 WHAT UP, BO DADDY? 80 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,469 WE'VE JUST RECEIVED A DISTRESS CALL 81 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,337 FROM THE SPACESHIP LUXURIA. 82 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,472 C-CAN I KEEP IT NOW? 83 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,806 KNOCK YOUR GUMS OUT. 84 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,175 IT SEEMS THAT THE DREADED SPACE PIRATE, 85 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,444 LONG JOHN SILVER THE 23rd, 86 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,279 HAS GOTTEN HIS HANDS ON A TOP SECRET 87 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,814 DISAPPEARO DEVICE. 88 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,083 IT ALLOWS HIS SHIP TO DEMATERIALIZE 89 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,385 AND GO ABOUT UNDETECTED. 90 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:18,786 HE'S USING THE DISAPPEARO 91 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,021 TO WREAK HAVOC ON THE TRADE ROUTES. 92 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,424 9 BIRDIES, 9 BOGIES, 93 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,092 AND A HOLE IN ONE OR TWO. 94 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,160 HELLO MASTERS! 95 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,662 PAY ATTENTION, DODGERS! 96 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,564 YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATE 97 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,966 LONG JOHN SILVER'S PIRATE ORGANIZATION 98 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,502 AND GET THAT DISAPPEARO 99 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,236 BACK TO PROTECTORATE HEADQUARTERS. 100 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,571 AYE, AYE, IQ. 101 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,640 TAKE OUT LAST YEARS' HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. 102 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,942 WE GET TO PLAY PIRATES! 103 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,915 [QUIET BEEPING] 104 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,428 DID YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THESE YOKELS? 105 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,463 W-WHY WE SHOULD HAVE THE DISAPPEARO DEVICE 106 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,131 BACK IN N-NO TIME. 107 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,533 I'LL CONVINCE THAT MOPE 108 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,135 THAT WE'RE A COUPLE OF REGULAR SCALLYWAGS. 109 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,870 I THINK NOT, DODGERS, 110 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,440 FOR WHEN THIS ADVENTURE IS OVER, 111 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,475 I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND THE DISAPPEARO 112 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,343 IN MARTIAN HANDS. 113 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,278 WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 114 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:21,181 I'M GETTING THAT DISAPPEARO FOR MARS! 115 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,050 I'M GETTING IT FOR THE EARTH. 116 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,818 MARS! EARTH! 117 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:25,853 MARS! 118 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,887 Silver: GENTLEMEN! 119 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:27,888 AAH! AAH! 120 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:28,989 YOU'RE NEXT! 121 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,592 EXCUSE ME, BUT ARE YOU THE FINE FELLOW 122 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,293 HOLDING THE PIRATE TRYOUTS? 123 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,263 AYE! MY NAME BE LONG JOHN SILVER, 124 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,966 SCOURGE OF THE SPACEWAYS. 125 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,601 LONG JOHN SILVER? 126 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,670 ISN'T THAT SOME KIND OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT? 127 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,073 NO, BOYO. IT BE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. 128 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,908 I HAD ME LAWYERS CHECK. 129 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:51,411 AH, WELL, MY NAME'S STEEL-EYED BILLY, 130 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,947 ROGUE OF THE ROTUNDA. 131 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,450 AND THIS BE MY CUTTHROAT ASSISTANT, 132 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,052 THE DEADLY, UM...SMORT! 133 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,153 HELLO. 134 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,388 NEVER HEARD OF YA. 135 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,923 NEVER HEARD OF US? 136 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,392 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES? 137 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:06,426 NOPE. 138 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,995 THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS? 139 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,096 SORRY. 140 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,465 THE FRESNO FANCY LADS? 141 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,400 LOOK, YOU AIN'T GETTING IN 142 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,102 WITHOUT SOMEONE TO VOUCH FOR YA. 143 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,204 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 144 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,807 THIS LITTLE TURNIP WILL CERTAINLY CONFIRM MY STATUS 145 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,710 AS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SCUMBAG, ARGH! 146 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:26,714 OH, YES, MOST DECIDEDLY SO. 147 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,617 THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, BUT WE GOTTA GET MOVING. 148 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,686 THOSE PROTECTORATE DOGS ARE HOT ON ME TRAIL. 149 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,802 [CHATTERING, LAUGHING] 150 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,808 T-THESE PIRATES SURE KNOW HOW TO P-PARTY. 151 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,477 OK, REMEMBER: MAINTAIN A LOW PROFILE. 152 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,012 JUST TRY AND BLEND IN. 153 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,548 FOLLOW MY LEAD, 154 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,149 AND WE'LL HAVE THAT DISAPPEARO THING 155 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,317 BACK IN NO TIME. 156 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,386 WHOA! 157 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,656 [CRASHING, YELLING] 158 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,459 OOF! 159 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,662 A-ARE YOU OK, DEAD-EYED BILLY, 160 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,630 OR W-WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS? 161 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:20,534 JUST REMEMBER: MAINTAIN A LOW PROFILE. 162 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:23,070 WHAT? A BANANA PEEL! 163 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,638 OH, FOR ALL THE STUPID-- 164 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,574 I MEAN, WHO WOULD LEAVE A BANANA PEEL 165 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,042 RIGHT THERE ON THE STAIRS? 166 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,043 EEH! 167 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,444 WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE. 168 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,246 YOU PROBABLY EAT A LOT OF BANANAS, 169 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,483 AND ONE OR TWO OF THE PEELS ARE GONNA MISS THE BASKET. 170 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,652 HA HA. AND WHO DOESN'T LIKE BANANAS? 171 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:42,422 HMM? THEY'RE FULL OF POTASSIUM, RIGHT? 172 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:45,793 WHO BE PIRATE ENOUGH TO TAKE ME ON IN A CONTEST? 173 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,429 OH-HO, ME SAUCY LAD. ANXIOUS, YA BE. 174 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,600 WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A CHALLENGER! 175 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,835 [CHEERING] 176 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,471 WHAT KIND OF CONTEST? 177 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,609 GOOD QUESTION. WHAT SAY YE, MATIES? 178 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,044 I WAS THINKING OF SOME SORT OF BAKE-OFF. 179 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,512 SOMETHING CRUEL! 180 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,014 SOMETHING CRUDE! 181 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,316 S-SOMETHING GROSS AND DISGUSTING! 182 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,184 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE? 183 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,554 GROSS AND DISGUSTING IT BE! 184 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:17,625 WE'LL HAVE A SPACE PARASITE-EATING CONTEST. 185 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,393 [CHEERING] 186 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,362 All: BRING OUT THE PARASITES! 187 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,197 BRING OUT THE PARASITES! 188 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,366 BRING OUT THE PARASITES! 189 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:31,772 TONIGHT, WE PROUDLY BRING YOU THE MOST NAUSEATINGLY HORRENDOUS 190 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:35,643 SPACE PARASITE-EATING CONTEST IN ALL THE GALAXY! 191 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,778 [CRICKET CHIRPING] 192 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:41,014 THESE PARASITES HAVE GUTS FULL OF ACID 193 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,918 AND LAVA-LIKE PUS THAT OOZES FROM THEIR EVERY ORIFICE. 194 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,855 I KNEW A GIRL LIKE HER IN SAN DIEGO ONCE. 195 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,424 WATCH YOUR CLOTHES, BOYS, THEY STAIN. 196 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:56,329 I GIVE YOU SPACE PARASITES! 197 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,598 [CHEERING] 198 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,771 ARE YA READY, PRETTY BOY? 199 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,706 BRING IT ON, SUZY. 200 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,642 I TOLD YA, ME NAME'S LONG JOHN SILVER. 201 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,778 SUZY BE MY BROTHER'S NAME. 202 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,013 ARE WE HERE TO REVEAL OUR FAMILY SECRETS 203 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,582 OR TO EAT DISGUSTING PARASITES? 204 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,985 EAT DISGUSTING PARASITES! 205 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,022 MMYAH. MMYAH. 206 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,894 YOUR TURN. 207 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,064 I HOPE A GOODLY PORTION OF THAT 208 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,901 WAS HIS WRETCHED PIRATE BREATH. 209 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,906 OK. NOW IF YOU COULD JUST SORT OF CRAWL TO THE BACK 210 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,974 AND, LIKE, TRY NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING. 211 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:44,077 NO ACIDIC SECRETIONS. VERY GOOD. 212 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:48,248 OK. JUST SLITHER DOWN. ATTABOY. 213 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,050 WOW, HE'S DOING IT. 214 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:53,353 YEAH, F-FOR A MINUTE, I WAS P-PRETTY WORRIED. 215 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,822 YOUR NACHOS, GENTLEMEN. 216 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,056 THANKS. THANKS. 217 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:59,392 NOW PUSH RIGHT PAST THE ESOPHAGUS, 218 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,294 AND YOU'RE HOME FREE. 219 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,696 [SPLASH] 220 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,331 WHOO! WHOO! 221 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,332 HE DID IT! 222 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,466 [CRACKING] 223 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,401 HEY, MY BACK FINALLY CRACKED! 224 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,771 SO, THE CONTEST ENDS IN A TIE. 225 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,406 PUT HER THERE, PAL. NO HARD FEELINGS. 226 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,275 HAR HAR, ME BUCKO. 227 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,210 THAT WAS JUST ROUND ONE. 228 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,447 WE HAVE A WHOLE ANCHOR TO FINISH. 229 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,918 [SQUISH] 230 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,355 YAH. YAH. YAH. 231 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,961 [LAUGHING] 232 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,871 MMYAH. MMYAH. 233 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,980 WOW. HE ONLY NEEDS TO EAT ONE MORE. 234 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,852 ONE MORE. CAN YE DO IT? 235 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,054 ANY REAL PIRATE COULD. 236 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,491 CAN'T EAT ANOTHER PARASITE. 237 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,026 [GROANING] 238 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,829 Silver: A COWARD? HA HA HA. 239 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,964 I'M DOOMED. 240 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,302 [BURP] 241 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,370 [LAUGHING] 242 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,708 CAN'T EAT ANOTHER PARASITE. 243 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,876 OH, YES YOU CAN. 244 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,344 CONCENTRATE, DODGERS. 245 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,378 CONCENTRATE! 246 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,646 C-CLEAR YOUR MIND. 247 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,348 B-BE THE PARASITE. 248 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,450 BE THE PARASITE. 249 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,452 YOU ARE THE PARASITE! 250 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,387 I AM THE PARASITE. 251 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,989 A STINKING, PUS-OOZING, 252 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,825 WORTHLESS PARASITE. 253 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,994 I AM A STINKING, PUS-OOZING, 254 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,897 WORTHLESS PARASITE! 255 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:50,670 AHA! I HAVE BESTED YOU IN THE EATING OF FILTH. 256 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,039 SURELY YOU DID. 257 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,708 NOW, ONTO THE SINGING OF PIRATE SONGS. 258 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,744 YES, ONTO THE-- PIRATE SONGS? 259 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:58,812 I DON'T KNOW... 260 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,213 [ACCORDION PLAYING] 261 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,615 * OH, COME AND LOOK AT ME SCURVY LASS * 262 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,617 * SHE'S CUTE AS SHE CAN BE 263 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,187 * ALL HER CAPILLARIES HAVE LOST THEIR GLUE * 264 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,222 * FOR LACK OF VITAMIN C 265 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,691 * HER GUMS ARE WEAK AND HER TEETH ARE LOOSE * 266 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,861 * SHE'S SURE A SIGHT TO SEE 267 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,562 * WITH SPOTS ON HER LEGS AND BACK * 268 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,698 * SURE, MY DARLING HAS SCURVY 269 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,733 [CLAPPING] 270 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,504 I LOVE THAT ONE. SING ANOTHER. 271 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,873 LOOKS LIKE THE CADET 272 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,308 WILL KEEP LONG JOHN STUPID BUSY FOR HOURS. 273 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,411 HE KNOWS THAT MANY BAWDY PIRATE SONGS? 274 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,712 YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD HIM 275 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,214 AT LAST YEAR'S CHRISTMAS PARTY. 276 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,782 THEN WHAT'S SAY WE SNEAK OFF 277 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,684 AND FIND THE DISAPPEARO? 278 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,386 LEAD ON. 279 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,889 I HOPE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING, CUE BALL. 280 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,357 I'D HATE TO GET CAPTURED BY THOSE CREEPS. 281 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,692 I AGREE. 282 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,061 FUNNY. WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER, 283 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,530 BUT I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW YOU. 284 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,798 WE'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY 285 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,266 TRYING TO DESTROY EACH OTHER. 286 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,869 WHY, WE MIGHT MAKE GREAT PALS! 287 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,204 SO, TELL ME, SOLDIER, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 288 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,439 ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS? WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? 289 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,375 WHY, ACTUALLY, I COLLECT A WIDE VARIETY OF-- 290 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,844 ME, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HOBBIES. 291 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,114 I'M TOO BUSY STICKING IT TO THE MARTIANS. 292 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,782 ZAP! ZAP! DA DA DA DA DA DA! 293 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,651 RUN, BLAST, AND ROLL! 294 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,653 TAKE THAT, MARTIAN SCUM! 295 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,522 [GROANING] 296 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,990 HEY, LOOKY THERE. 297 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,127 I BET THAT'S WHERE THEY HID THE DISAPPEARO. 298 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,798 STRANGE THEY'D LEAVE SOMETHING AS VALUABLE 299 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,168 AS DISAPPEARO IN AN UNLOCKED VAULT. 300 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,237 WHAT DO YOU THINK, DODGERS? 301 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,741 I THINK I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN. 302 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,077 HUH! GOLD AND JEWELS. 303 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:40,113 DON'T YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT LOWER LIFE FORMS 304 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,283 PUT SUCH STOCK IN THESE TAWDRY GEWGAWS? 305 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,152 CANNONBALL! 306 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,689 REALLY, DODGERS, HADN'T WE BETTER BE GETTING BACK 307 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,191 TO THE BUSINESS AT HAND? 308 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,961 GOOD IDEA. YOU FIND THE DISAPPEARO, 309 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,163 AND I'LL CLEAN UP HERE. 310 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,167 [SLAM] 311 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,069 HOW STUPID MUST THOSE PIRATES BE 312 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,204 TO LEAVE THIS BOOTY UNGUARDED? 313 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,239 IT'S CLEAR THEY HAVE NO COMPREHENSION 314 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,341 OF THE TRUE VALUE OF THIS WEALTH. 315 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,145 THEREFORE, IT MUST FALL TO ME AS THE PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN 316 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,548 TO LIBERATE THIS LOOT FROM THOSE IGNORANT MISCREANTS 317 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,884 AND KEEP IT FOR MYSELF. 318 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,620 [SCREECHING] 319 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,124 GLAD YOU SEE IT MY...WAY! 320 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,026 AHH! 321 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,232 THE DISAPPEARO MUST BE RIGHT BEHIND THAT DOOR. 322 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,667 Dodgers: WHAT LUCK. A SLEEPING GUARD. 323 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,937 AND LOOK: HE'S GOT KEYS. 324 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,339 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 325 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,074 RIGHT. 326 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,978 [LOUD BANGING NOISE] 327 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,448 AAY! 328 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,317 [GROANS] 329 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,286 OH, DEAR, I CAN'T WATCH. 330 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,454 GIMME THAT. 331 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,455 OH, NO. 332 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,890 IS THAT STUPID DOOR STUCK AGAIN? 333 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,160 THE MANAGEMENT ON THIS SHIP STINKS. 334 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,795 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THIS. 335 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:03,997 HOW'S THAT? 336 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,266 YOU MISSED A LITTLE THERE ON THE LEFT. 337 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,434 [CHOPPING] 338 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,735 THAT'S GREAT. THANKS A LOT, BUD. 339 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,403 NOW, YOU BETTER GET BACK TO SLEEP. 340 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,105 YOU LOOK BUSHED. 341 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,440 * F-FOR THE DIGGING ON THE BEACHES * 342 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,175 * AND THE WENCHES AND THE LEECHES * 343 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,810 * AND BLOODY PIRATE BOOTY IS THE STUFF FOR ME * 344 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,013 [CHEERING] 345 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,214 ALL RIGHT, SHORT STUFF, 346 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,982 YOU JUST HANG BACK AND--WHOA! 347 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:28,388 THE DISAPPEARO DEVICE. 348 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,024 YIE-EE-EE! 349 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,893 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY TURNING IT OFF FIRST. 350 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,228 THANKS. 351 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,230 YOU COULDN'T LIFT IT, ANYWAY. 352 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,099 IT'S MADE FROM THE DENSE MATERIAL 353 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,334 FOUND INSIDE A COLLAPSED STAR. 354 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:45,905 YOU MEAN LIKE WHAT'S INSIDE OF LIZA MINNELLI? 355 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,940 IF WE ARE EVER TO LIFT THE DEVICE, 356 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,010 WE WILL NEED TO USE THESE ANTIGRAVITY WANDS. 357 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,845 PIECE OF CAKE. 358 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,514 JUST REMEMBER, DODGERS: 359 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,084 WE MUST WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM. 360 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,152 COOPERATION IS A MUST. 361 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,321 YEAH, YEAH. COOPERATION. 362 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,025 IT'S WORKING. 363 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,460 BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THIS BABY 364 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,063 BACK TO GALACTIC PROTECTORATE HEADQUARTERS! 365 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,131 THE MARTIAN QUEEN 366 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,166 IS SURE TO PROMOTE ME FOR THIS. 367 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,401 LOOK, BUCKET BRAIN, 368 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,270 I'M EXPECTING A BIG, FAT BONUS FOR THIS. 369 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,340 WELL, I'M EXPECTING A BIG, FAT PROMOTION! 370 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,308 OH, YEAH? 371 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,476 DODGERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 372 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,512 I CAN'T HOLD THIS UP ON MY OWN. 373 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,847 ADIOS, MUCHACHO. 374 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:28,881 OOH! 375 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,049 [SIZZLING] 376 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,818 UH-OH. 377 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,796 NOT GOOD. 378 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,365 Silver: OH, NO, ME BOYOS. 379 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,300 IT'S A LOT WORSE THAN THAT. 380 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,339 SO, YOU TRIED TO PULL ONE OVER 381 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,908 ON OLD LONG JOHN SILVER, DID YA? 382 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,744 WELL, I'M ON TO YA, MATIES. 383 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,045 UGH. 384 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,514 AND I KNEW THAT HE WAS IN ON YOUR PLAN 385 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,352 WHEN HE SANG "YOUR CHEATING EYE PATCH" TWICE! 386 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,455 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RAN OUT OF PIRATE SONGS. 387 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,090 I DIDN'T. T-THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 388 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,126 YOU'LL NEED A FITTING PUNISHMENT 389 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,229 FOR SENDING ME DISAPPEARO TO THE 4 WINDS, 390 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,298 SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 391 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,032 WALKING THE PLANK? 392 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,401 TAR AND FEATHERING? 393 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,471 HOW 'BOUT A NICE, OLD-FASHIONED KEELHAUL? 394 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,540 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF THIS. 395 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,908 I GOT YOUR BACK. 396 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,643 L-LET'S ROCK. 397 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,912 IT'S A GOOD THINK I TUCKED ONE OF THOSE 398 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,314 ACIDIC SPACE PARASITES 399 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:38,618 INTO THE CORNER OF MY MOUTH FOR JUST THIS OCCASION. 400 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,387 BLECH! 401 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,524 OK, FIRST WE'LL TAR AND FEATHER YA. 402 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,493 THEN YOU'LL WALK THE PLANK. 403 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,995 AND THEN WE'LL KEELHAUL YA! 404 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,430 HUH? 405 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,165 HA! 406 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,234 HA-ARGH! 407 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,771 ATTACK THE LITTLE LOVERS! 408 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,873 ARGH! 409 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,942 NOT SO FAST, SILVER. 410 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,545 [GRUNTING] 411 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,813 YARGH! 412 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,416 HUAH! 413 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,817 UGH! 414 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,330 [GROANING] 415 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,176 [GROWLING] 416 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,681 [SCREAMING] 417 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,716 [WHIMPERING] 418 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:47,019 NOTHING DISABLES A GIANT SPACE MONKEY QUICKER 419 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,722 THAN AN ATOMIC WEDGIE. 420 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,990 HA HA HA. 421 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,693 LET'S GET SERIOUS. 422 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,863 AGH! 423 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,968 [GRUNTING] 424 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,472 I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, BOY. 425 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,741 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO JOIN ME CREW. 426 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,245 NEVER! I'VE SEEN YOUR DENTAL PLAN. 427 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,317 CADET, MARTIAN, THE POWDER ROOM. 428 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,920 W-WHAT DO YOU THINK? P-PLASMA GRENADE? 429 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,822 THAT WILL DO NICELY. 430 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,295 YOU BLASTED FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 431 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,497 [BOOM] 432 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:38,004 GET YOUR FILTHY HIDES TO THE LIFEBOATS! 433 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,972 [BOOM] 434 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:49,682 YA AIN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, STEEL-EYED BILLY! 435 00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,460 THAT'S DUCK DODGERS TO YOU. 436 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,662 Cadet: C-CAPTAIN, DODGERS, L-LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 437 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,264 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. THE SHIP'S EXPLODING. 438 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,701 [BOOM] 439 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,951 [BOOM] 440 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,554 WELL, WE FAILED OUR MISSION, 441 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,722 BUT NONETHELESS, A JOB WELL-DONE. 442 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,657 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 443 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,059 WE ACTUALLY MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. 444 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,461 THAT WE DO, DODGERS. 445 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,664 T-THERE'S A LESSON IN HERE S-SOMEWHERE. 446 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,467 BY THE WAY, I STILL HATE YOU. 447 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,735 AND I HATE YOU, OLD FRIEND. 448 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,004 I HATE YOU.